… Hobbit feet slippers?!

I know that at just 5 foot 3 1/2 inches I’m shorter than your average human but that doesn’t make me a hobbit. The very fact I need the slippers to make my feet big and hairy should show that. However it’s a hard thing to dispute as there is no defined height limit for a Hobbit. He’s now making jokes like ‘shall I fetch your slippers dear’ – no I am clearly wearing my hobbit feet slippers – these are NOT my real feet – can’t you tell? Funny man. Humph!

Ewoks on the other hand I can defend against. Lucas capped them at 5 foot 3 inches so I am officially half an inch too tall to be an Ewok. It’s a very important half an inch! I even have a photo from a few years ago to prove it…